Tag: Golden Retrievers

Hump Day






Yesterday I stood in my bathroom thrusting my hips forward and backward for what seemed a ridiculously long time while my nine year old son stared at me like I had sprouted a beard. “And that’s humping?” he said. “Yep.”




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A Dog Year






And then there was the time I walked into my kitchen and found Arlene, tail wagging, the hand of my friend’s son buried up to his wrist in her mouth. His mouth was hanging open in silent shock. It had




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