Tag: the talk

Egg, meet Chicken






“Mom, what’s a period?” My 12 year old son looks upĀ from his homework. We’ve had ‘the talk.’ I am proud to say I was incredibly detailed and blunt, so much so that there were moments when his jaw was hanging




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Hump Day






Yesterday I stood in my bathroom thrusting my hips forward and backward for what seemed a ridiculously long time while my nine year old son stared at me like I had sprouted a beard. “And that’s humping?” he said. “Yep.”




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